How To Make New Friends And Threesomes The "Spartacus" Way

In addition to some sultry bathing and the opening chords of a radical threesome, last week's episode of "Spartacus: War of the Damned" gave us our new favorite way to introduce people. "This is Canthara: born east of the Nile, but do not judge her for it." We're sure this means something specific to Romans, but to us, it just sounds like she came from the side of the river with more pleasant mosquitos.

For the record, that Canthara is played by Ayse Tezel, who's kind of a notable actor in New Zealand. You see how "Spartacus" is always expanding our minds? They give us pick-up lines, new babetastic actresses, bathing techniques, and a ton of decorating tips (stone with drapes and blood is always in), and all that they ask of us is that we pretend British accents are Roman accents. A worthy trade.

· "Spartacus: War of the Damned" (starz.com)

Tagged in: tv, video, lesbian, spartacus, starz, ayse tezel, anna hutchinson, actresses, big boobs, full frontal, wet, threesomes, group sex, baths

Comments

More From TV/Movies

More by Ottimo Massimo