It’s hard to talk about MyGirlFund without comparing it to other sites. It’s like GrubHub where you can order meals from your penis. It’s Etsy that mated with a strip club. It’s OkCupid with way, way, way less desperation and loneliness in the air. I’m both smitten and wary of it, but I think you’ll enjoy it!
On the surface, MyGirlFund looks like your average camgirl site with nice clean design and some social networking features thrown in, but when you start browsing the profiles of girls, you realize it’s a whole other ballgame.
Every girl has a list of offers that can include pictures, videos, custom materials, and/or a set of prices per minute for private cam time. You’ll find $5 packets of sexy pics, $15 shit and piss fetish videos, $20 live financial humiliation sessions; whatever you want, somebody out there has it and is willing to sell it. One of the coolest facets of the offers is how the girls put them on display–it really feels as if you’re reading the menus of competing restaurants–and since there isn’t much customization available through MGF, a lot of ladies choose to fashion fancy pictures with sparkly graphics for their offers. There’s some real artisanal craftsmanship on display there.
So how does one contact the ladies and begin the transactions? First and foremost, every time you message a girl, you send her $1 (one credit really, from which MGF takes a cut depending on a bunch of variables). If she replies, she gets the money; if she doesn’t respond for seven days, the credit goes right back into your account. Initially, I felt a little weird saying, “Here’s a dollar to talk to me!” but I got over it quickly: it encourages politeness, and even if you don’t end up purchasing something from a girl, you’ve at least helped her in some small way.
If you want a little bit of a challenge, you can enter one of the many contests put together by the girls. As of writing this, one gal wants you to answer trivia about Albus Dumbledore for $5 photo sets, another will reward the person who comes up with a nickname for her pussy with a free video, and one daring woman is hosting an auction to give herself to one lucky man for a whole month–that means videos everyday, unlimited custom pic sets, two custom videos, and Lord knows what else.
Honestly, the hardest part about this place is figuring out who and what to spend your money on. There are hundreds of ladies of all shapes, sizes, metal content, ink-ed-ness, and kinkiness. So how do you find a special someone? Mostly haphazard browsing.
There’s a tag system in place, but all of the tags are user-generated, so you may want to find “white girl with a booty” and that would exclude everyone who uses the term “whooty.” Worse, the main tag page is extremely disorganized. Take a look:
It just goes on like that with no rhyme or reason. And I ask you, why is it that “Fart” is smaller than “diapers” yet has more links associated with it? Tsk tsk, MyGirlFund.
Admittedly, I still had fun browsing the tags and finding words I liked. Some personal favorites: compassionate, hypnosis, loyal (to what?), gold (surprisingly not related to showers), and stoner (there are a ton of girls who sell videos of themselves smoking weed in their panties, it’s quite the phenomenon).
Another way to find new girls is to click the Blogs tab and see who’s been writing lately. Most of the entries are Xanga-quality, but I think readers of a certain generation will really enjoy the ability to read about some young college student’s day of buying prescription glasses with her grandpa and then get to see her tag team her clit with a couple of bullet vibrators. There are, however, times when you’ll find something like, say, a big Tea Party-style graphic comparing Obama to Hitler, and that can be a bit of a boner killer.
Speaking of slain erections, I can’t emphasize how frustratingly glitchy MyGirlFund is at times (in Chrome and Safari at least). Navigating back, clicking certain offer or blog links, and even trying to give girls credits can send you to the wrong page or make it seem like you’re paying the wrong person. Nobody wants to deal with buggy websites, especially not when there’s money on the line.
Overall, my gripes about the site don’t override my good feelings about it. I’ve read a few criticisms of MyGirlFund around the web, and I was a tad creeped out by this page full of suspiciously glowing MyGirlFund reviews as well, but we have to put that aside and focus on what the place has to offer you. It feels damn good giving money directly to amateur pornographers, and most of them are hard working folk who need some extra cash to offset student debt, get a car out of the mechanic’s shop, or deal with their child’s climbing medical bills. If you’re the type of person who wants to get off to something fresh while easing the financial burden of some truly lovely women, then you should definitely check out MyGirlFund. There’s no charge for having a look!
· MyGirlFund (mygirlfund.com)
[At top, left to right: CallieKisses, fembot, and RydenAnne (mygirlfund.com)]
