Sovereign Syre Was Made To Be March’s jGrrl

WayToGoSovvyHer name is Sovereign, for crying out loud! Of course she’s going to rule us. We knew it was only a matter of time before she would claim this crown, and we’d be lying if we said we didn’t feel a little responsible for her ascension (at least in those early days). But this isn’t about us, this is about our beloved Sovvy owning the month; the Ides of March ain’t got shit on this badass babe right here!

We’ll certainly miss Melody Jordan and the crimson carnality she brought to February, but we’ve gotten used to dismissing and greeting jGrrls each month, and we haven’t even grown steely and callous from it! Warmth and hugs and whatnot; that’s our steez, and that’s what we’re welcoming Sovereign with.

In case you haven’t following Sovereign’s career and haven’t even looked at our coverage of this special lady, Sovvy spilled her life story to Juliland in quick blurb form:

I was discovered in a cave in Peru that had been untouched since the Incan occupation of the mountains surrounding Lima. I was a feral child that spoke a language they have yet to identify. Luckily I was particularly gifted in language acquisition and managed to get on “okay” in basic English. I escaped the foster care system and made my living as an international jewel thief. I was discovered by a “talent scout” in an airport in Montreal and decided to abandon my life of crime for the life of a social outcast.

All 100% true. Congratulations, Sovereign Syre. We are increasingly proud of you with every passing moment!

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  • Jason Bryan

    Nothing sexy about this troll.

    • Lux Alptraum

      And there’s nothing cool about being a loser who says mean things about people on the internet. This is not the proper venue for your hate, sir.

    • Deborah Zarett

      Especially when they’re so douchey about it.

    • Sovereign Syre

      My whole existence isn’t centered around being sexy, homes.

    • Deborah Zarett

      Holy crap, are your eyes really that green? Or are they blue-green? Anyway, I’m jealous.

    • Sovereign Syre

      They are, but the ring flash really pulls it out.

    • Fred Bill Nietsche

      I did not know anything about Sovereign Syre until two weeks ago when my wife showed me this video called Lesbian Guidance Counselor with this other girl called Maddy, and I loved her instantly. I couldn’t stop watching this video. My favorite porn star was this European girl called Sandra Shine…until now. Also, Sovereign looks like this Brazilian actress called Dolores Fonzi. You are amazing Sovereign, there’s REAL passion when you perform. Do you a have list of your DVDs, so I can buy some for the wife? Your website takes forever to load.

    • Sovereign Syre

      Go to and type in my name.

      I’ve been in fifty or so….

    • Fred Bill Nietsche

      Thanks! I will do…NOW.

    • Deborah Zarett

      @Jason: you’re a tool, and you are also obviously legally blind (no offense to other disabled people).

  • Deborah Zarett

    i am really curious about the black eye-makeup budget over at Juliland……

    • Sovereign Syre

      He makes us provide our own, otherwise he’ll punch us till we have black eyes! (;_;)

    • Deborah Zarett

      I would have to kick him in the nuts if he punched any of you. so I hope you get a volume discount.

  • Anonymous

    Creativity is sexy. Love non-standard answers to porn-standard questions.

    • Sovereign Syre

      I try to sneak in the most ridiculous answers possible when given the opportunity to fill out a bio. The cool think about Juliland is that they are in on the joke.

  • Saffer1966

    Sovvy is yummy, beautiful naked, and I loved her with Alyssa Reece in Girls Kissing Girls 12. Looking forward to Lesbian Surrender