We can’t say anything about Daphne Groeneveld’s private life, but if this eighteen year-old model feels as good as she looks, we bet she’s going to become very familiar with the intricate and exquisite art of Japanese rope bondage as soon as possible. Heck, the more we look at her, the more we feel like we need to invest in some well-oiled and softened hemp.
Of course, we can easily see ourselves getting caught in one of those “If You Give a Moose a Muffin” type situations. Once we get the rope, we’ll probably want some kimonos to go with it, then some fresh yet stern flowers to go with that, and eventually we’ll need to find a beautiful Dutch teen to handle it all, and then Paola Kudacki to photograph these special moments, and then we we’ll just be biting off this Flair Magazine spread. And then what? Embarrassment.
