We’re lucky that the iPod is such a small toy, because those newfangled touch screen models are sleek and kind of arousing. If they were any bigger and, you know, woman-shaped, we might find ourselves in some technosexual situations that would result in a lot of soul searching (and perhaps a trip to the hospital).
Such is the educational discussion that takes place in “Movie 43,” which, for some reason, is dubbed in Russian here. If the world keeps making mp3 players hotter and hotter, soon they’ll end up looking like Cherina Monteniques Scott and Cathy Cliften and then it’ll be too late to tell people about the sharp fan blades in the exhaust port. Eventually, everything becomes a sex toy!
· “Movie 43″ (imdb.com)