Have you ever found yourself rushing late for a date and realizing you need to drop into Walgreens (insert your local mega-pharmacy store here) to procure an enema bottle? You walk in and you’re like, “OK, what do enemas go with? Do they go with other sort of embarrassing things like wart freezing kits and hemorrhoid cream and belly button lint removers and panty-liners and nose hair tweezers? Or would they be with other sexy items like the fifteen packs of Magnums and industrial strength KY Jelly bottles?”
And then you have to ask an employee who looks really unhappy to be there, and your world-reknown shamelessness is sort of compromised by how difficult it is to look a stranger in the face and ask, “Excuse me, where are the enemas?” especially when that person gives you a blank look and replies, “What’s an enema?” And you realize you’ve never actually had to explain what an enema is, and then you realize it is impossible to do that without saying, to this stranger; “You put it up your ass!”
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