So we all know Miley is doing this whole andro, Robyn-hair-rip-off, “my metabolism will never agree with me as much as it does right now and I’ma milk it with this Thin White Duke thing as long as I can” thang right now, and we have to say, it gives us a boner. People’s make-overs rarely give us boners, so that is saying something. Frankly, as child stars flaunting their legal sexuality independence goes, this kicks Ashley Olsen’s hippie phase’s ass.
Case in point, half a dozen syllables said it all at the Grammys: spec.tac.u.lar.side.boob! Also a nip slip that may be a pasty slip, and if so, those pasties look suspiciously like nipples.
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)