Did you know that all non-European Union residents have to convert their semen to Euro-semen before having sex? It’s true; the EU is very strict about these sorts of things. You have to get your stuff switched with a non-pasteurized and nutrient-rich baby paste before you can give anybody a facial or a creampie. It sounds extreme, but at least there are dedicated teams of sperm swappers who can smooth out the transition for you.
On the downside, these dedicated teams often end up swallowing the stuff after they’ve swapped it, but such is the natural corruption that afflicts even the tiniest of bureaucracies. If you want to get by in Europe, you have the grease the wheel–or maybe the term we’re looking for is “splatter the lips.” Also, you’ll probably have to eat some pussy.
But yea, it will be the sweetest pussy, freshly shaved by the finest razors in Budapest (for every girl in “Sperm Swap in Europe 3″ is Hungarian), perhaps from the loins of Christine Diamond and Liza. These lovely ladies will appear in complementary blue and pink fishnet bodysuits with black skirts and high heels–the unofficial uniform of poolside sperm swappers–and they will greet you by running their lips all over your cock until your shaft is slick, stiff, and ready for some slamming. You will marvel at their hospitality as they welcome you into their pussies and graze your thighs with their sharp nails–your hair will stand on end, your balls will tense up with anticipation, and before long, you’ll have dumped a load in Christine’s mouth, who will then pass it into Liza’s mouth, who will return the gift to Christine, and so on. The load should at some point return to you, but good luck with that.
At some point, you may find yourself growing attached to your sperm swappers; that’s perfectly natural, but some would call it unprofessional. Take a look at Anthony Hardwood (he’s the vaguely Dolph Lundgren-looking gent) as he engages in cultural exchange with Salome and Kyara; observe how he takes Kyara’s face in his hand and pulls her close to him as Salome sucks his cock, and you can see that he’s already taking a strong liking to his state-assigned jizz drinkers. When he sticks his dick in Salome, he goes all the way in and stays there, and even though he’s holding himself in the uncomfortable leapfrog position, he relishes the closeness and can’t stand being anything but balls-deep in that tight twat. Anthony will probably never see those girls–or his sperm–again, but at least the tourism board will have Anthony’s regular patronage!
Anyway, who cares if dudes never get their jizz back? “Sperm Swap in Europe 3″ gives people the exciting European vacations they’ve always dreamed of, and nobody has to stress out about how to get the toothpaste back in the tube.
· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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