If you read that dress code memo CBS sent out to Grammy attendees, then you know that they specifically forbade the wearing of “sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.” Rihanna did not follow CBS’s advice, and everybody saw her female breast nipples, and the Grammys were ruined.
Everyone who watched the show agrees: the musical performances were entertaining, the awards were well deserved by their winners, the banter was light and amusing, but Rihanna’s female breast nipples ruined everything. Nobody had a good time because of her. She was wearing a very elegant dress and she looked very pretty but those damn female breast nipples of hers reminded us all that she has puffy bare skin and bare fleshy curves and butt crack–somewhere, she’s hiding a ton of butt crack–and everybody has agreed that the Grammys are over. Forever.
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)