As humankind marches ever further into a futurian land of technological advancements and sophisticated gadgetry, it only makes sense to include our private parts in the parade. So, as part of the whole AVN/AEE spectacular, a celebration devoted entirely to sexy contraptions exists: the Adult Novelty Expo. Here is a roundup of some of our favorite new-world encounters of the year.
When it comes down to it, though, most of these devices utilize nothing more than trusty ol’ analog goodness united with a spark of inspiration and ingenuity. But whatever; they’re fresh and exciting all the same! Here’s to android lust and human R&D creating hordes of new and adventurous things for us to put our genitals on and into. The future shall find us fapping.
[Thanks to Marcus London and Time to Squirt, Soloflesh, The Cockpipe, Liberator, and Beauty Garden Technology. Video by Florabel Mulvaney, shot by Bridget Reynolds]