When it comes down to it, though, most of these devices utilize nothing more than trusty ol' analog goodness united with a spark of inspiration and ingenuity. But whatever; they're fresh and exciting all the same! Here's to android lust and human R&D creating hordes of new and adventurous things for us to put our genitals on and into. The future shall find us fapping.
[Thanks to Marcus London and Time to Squirt, Soloflesh, The Cockpipe, Liberator, and Beauty Garden Technology. Video by Florabel Mulvaney, shot by Bridget Reynolds]