They come in all different shapes and sizes, fat, skinny, tall, short — but they’re just the cheerful companion that can do no wrong. They’re the kind of friend you can take to a fancy dinner, a sultry night at the clurb, or even just have around for a quiet movie at home, and they’re basically the perfect mate. If only you could shove all your friends inside you to make you come, there’d be a lot fewer fallings-out in the world.
And, sure, there may be some issues with having an inanimate object as your bestie, but isn’t that better than, say, the friend who’s still enthusiastically into “Two and a Half Men”? Or the one who gets so drunk they puke in your freezer? The dildo may be quiet, but its thoughtful little actions truly speak (dripping wet) volumes.
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