It's Like "Spartacus" Knows That We Need Slow Motion Boobs

Sometimes a show has nudity, but only about five seconds of it, and so horny clip rippers will stretch those five seconds out with some slo-mo action. We thought we'd have to do that with this clip of Jenna Lind from "Spartacus: War of the Damned," but it seems that Starz beat us to the punch. They show her boobs, and then they show them again--slowly.

Why? Because they know their audience. More importantly, they know that we want to see actress boobs, and once we've seen one actress's boobs, we'll want to see them again and again, at different speeds, doing different activities, with various types of lighting and angles, forever and ever. Perhaps someday they'll release a special box set of "Boss" that contains nothing but Kathleen Robertson's sex scenes stretched out from ten minutes to seven DVDs.

· "Spartacus: War of the Damned" (

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