Preview January 27, 2013 | 6 Comments

James Darling Faces His Quarter Life Crisis With A Unicorn Gang-Bang!

Fuck Lez Miz. Fuck Silver Lining Playwhatever. Fuck Adele. Fuck Spiderman the musical. THIS IS THE REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE! This is what should be winning awards and getting all the prestige role offers in 2013. Is it The Most Important Pornographic Film Ever Made? You be the judge and jury.

It’s pretty high concept, so pay attention: James Darling turns 25. Nobody shows up to his bouncy castle birthday party. Except then a bunch of magical glitter splooging unicorns do. And they say Happy Quarter Life Crisis in the best way they know how – by attacking him, tearing off his adorable outfit, and gang banging the bejsus outta his cute little face. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cum glitter in your pants.

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  • http://tsurufoto.com Tsuru

    Just a thought, since you already split the site between straight & gay, ever thought about adding a trans section?

    • Jencendiary

      I would be against this, just personally. Then all we would get are comments from chasers and mouthbreathers and creepers on trans articles and I would have to cry.

    • http://fleshbot.com/ Lux Alptraum
    • http://fleshbot.com/ Lux Alptraum
    • http://tsurufoto.com/ Aaron Tsuru

      Well put! But… a 2nd thought… What about a “sub navigation menu”? For example, head over to tsurufoto.com and I’ve got my main row of links, then a sub row (and I even have a sub-sub row with tags for my projects in the quick blurb).

      Another good example would be theverge.com… main row, sub row. you could have your main row like you do now and a sub row of key tags that you could even mix up & change up as certain things trend on the blog. Call it “hot tags” or whatever!

      Just thinking out loud.

      Cheers!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000223728491 Deborah Zarett

    are you trying to give me unicorn-phobia?