Katie Price, god has made you a filthy exhibitionist slut and a filthy exhibitionist slut you shall be! We think you might have had at least one wedding in your time, so we think you understand that the idea of a white wedding gown is… oh, never mind.
Katie, you do you. There is just no event too sacred for your boobs to insist on being the center of attention. Even at your funeral your boobs will be too big for your coffin! Also what a pretty tiara!
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)

