Rihanna, is that a pastie shaped like a nipple? Or your actual nipple? Because if we get thrown out of formal places when we try to show up in those shirts that look like tuxedos, cuz maître d’s are all like “sir/m’aam, that does not count as an actual tuxedo” and then we rrrrripp off our stripper pants to reveal that we are also wearing those underwears that look like a tuxedo, and they still won’t let us into the Golden Globes, then it is not fair that you get to go out in public with pasties that look like glorious nipples and get away with it.
Rihanna, gurl, please, for the love of god, dispense with the formality of clothings all together and just be naked. Wouldn’t that be less, you know, complicated?
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)
