You know what, Franziska (can we call you Franziska?). When we’re horny, we think every day household appliances look like Hitachi magic wands or Lindsay Lohan after three nights with no sleep in a motel in Joshua Tree or travel toothbrush containers or other things that we like to use to get off, too.
Just for the record, whilst composing this post (composting?), we asked our companion to quickly name a funny thing to use to masturbate and without batting an eye, they said “travel toothbrush container.” So there you have it folks. Real stories.
· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)