Now that the two major American adult expositions are held a week away from each other, and the same group of people feels compelled to go to both, and no one gets any sleep, we thought we'd combine some lovely candid shots from both events.
Our lead picture features the delightful and diminutive Ava DaLush. Hailing from Nottingham, DaLush is five feet tall and schooled us that "fanny" means something different there than it does here.
"Your fanny is your girl bits on the front," she says. "So that's what I mean when I say 'Get my fanny out."
I loved her.
Power couple Siri and Brad were fixtures at both XBiz360 and AVN's Adult Entertainment Expo.
The wholesome Sovereign Syre wore my watch and posed on a dolly, waiting for ... well, waiting for something. It's a think piece of a photograph.
My relationship with James Deen is comfortable enough that we don't need to talk to one another.
Before Lee Bang posed for this picture with his wife, Sophie Dee, he told me all about their 2-week vacation with her family in Wales.
"I was more scared of them than they were of me," he said.
The lighting on the Evil Angel booth was awesome and let Skin be Skin.
At XBiz, Kelly Shibari lets us know that tonight is kinda special.
I could have sworn that Lily Labeau's face was coming out of the back of Sinn Sage's head at the XBiz Awards. What a fetish that would be.
Chanel Preston and Kayden Kross share pre-red carpet cocktails at the XBiz Awards. Were they discussing you? Yes.
Mike from the Fetish Tribe flogs Kiki D'aire at the Biker Lube booth. She would have let us lift her skirt and check for redness, but we didn't want rioting.