When you pay your dues and achieve legend status like our heroes here, you can do whatever the fuck they want. What they want is to be hilarious, and also to have a nice bath. Can you imagine, after almost four decades of the uncomfortable situations porn puts you in, you’re Nina fucking Hartley and Ron fucking Jeremy and Hustler is like “What’s your concept?” and they’re like “We are tired! We wanna take a motherfuckin BATH.”
We really think that Nina Hartley should do some books on tape. Or she should record alarm alerts – can you imagine if instead of some stock Apple noise in the morning you could hear Nina fucking Hartley’s husky sassy voice say something absolutely adorable like “Comon kitties, wake up and smell the bacon!”
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