Someday They’ll Be Bonafide Hotties, But Now They’re “Cuties 4″

TheEssenceOfCuteWe’re not saying that cuteness is lower on the totem pole than hotness–it’s on an entirely different pole. The cutie is most certainly hot, but at her cores, she possesses a little bit of buttercream frosting that turns everything she does into a sweet act of exploration. What turns them into official hotties? We don’t know. That’s not what this movie is about.

If we had to guess, we’d say it’s time. As the young pornstress hones her sexual skills, the wide-eyed excitement turns into the smoldering gaze of a seductress. Again, for now, we’re not on the seduction level; this is all about that saccharine toothache that hits you in the groin.

Capri Anderson seems to be one of those babes who’s been in the realm of cuties for her whole five-year career (though admittedly, she’s only twenty-four at the moment). She still smiles with an exaggerated squint in her eyes, as if the raw white light of smut is somewhat blinding to her. Speaking of odd photos, the cover of this movie shows Capri Anderson with her bare ass on a skateboard. Grip tape is not meant for the butt. Oh, and here’s a neat fact about Capri: she has the word “agape” written on the back of her neck! How appropriate for the things Mick Blue does to her pussy.

We are so happy that Penny Pax is doing what she does. For one, she’s a stellar performer who’s proven her depravity on Kink and other realms of roughness time and time again. Secondly, it feels very important to have a Penny back in porn. The sound of the name’s plosive opening, the monetary connotations, and the somewhat juvenile ring it leaves with us all complement Penny’s pussy pushing quite beautifully. Erik Everhard, knowing that Penny likes it rough, gathers her legs up in his hands, sticks his cock in her ass, and pulls her hair. She’s definitely a cutie, but damn is she nasty.

You know who else has a great name? Staci Silverstone. It feels equally important that someone with the last name Silverstone is in porn, so that we may always think of Alicia Silverstone in naughty situations. Of course, there’s more to Staci than her name; she has insanely gorgeous eyeballs. They’re like little chlorinated topazes floating in milk baths, and we have no idea how James stops himself from blowing his load when she looks in his eyes and swallows his dick. When he finally does come, it’s a powerful pent-up jet of jizz that leaps from his cock and splatters against and inside her mouth. Such release!

And what a release “Cuties 4″ is! It’s all sweet smiles smeared with come and happiness as far as the eye can see. Life is good when cuties are around.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000223728491 Deborah Zarett

    What? Photos of Mia Malkova but no mention of her? The woman who is Cutest of Them All in “Cuties 4″? As well as the most flexible? Now I’m depressed.