Sometimes we feel like nothing is as honest as a great porn zinger like “If You’re Not Going To Wear The Pants Around Here, Let Me Take Mine Off!”. It’s like when you’re talking dirty and you admit things you would never admit in “real life” (real life being the time you spend not fucking, which when you think about it doesn’t really add up, because nothing feels realer than fucking, are we wrong?).
Speaking of honesty, we were thinking when we saw the trailer for this new gangster movie that’s coming out in theaters, when Emma Stone is all flirtatiously, “Are you gonna take me away from all this, make an honest woman outta me?” And then the stripper in this movie says the same thing. What is this concept of an “honest woman”? A woman who doesn’t look really bangin in a red dress (or red stripper teddy)? If that’s honesty then give us LIES! Corruption! Deceit! Duplicity!
Two other noteworthy things about this trailer – Chastity Lynn’s epic bush (thank the porn gods that mainstream porn is finally loving on the hair variety – actually, probably thank Bobbi Starr and Bianca Stone). Also, this implication that being a whore is shameful is fucking absurd. Get over it, people. Ok, rant over, back to enjoying bouncing boobies!
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