When we were young, we made halfhearted attempts to break our own arm just to get that awesome cast (and subsequent glory). But damn, even in our wiser and more experienced adult selves, we’d damn nigh throw ourselves off a roof to be treated by these nurses. It’s literally a hospital staff of our dreams: Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, & Selena Rose. One could help us get into our assless gown while another swabs us for a shot, another could put us in the stirrups and the other could smooth a cold compress across our fevered
brow loins. We’d spit out our pills and kick off the sheets at night though, because we wouldn’t ever wanna check outta here!