All we’re saying is that there’s no way you can film a sex scene with Kelly McGillis without “Take My Breath Away” getting stuck in your head. It doesn’t matter that she’s fourteen years older here than she was when she filmed “Top Gun,” she’s turned into a mega-MILF and she’s once again playing a teacher in this role; really, all that’s changed is that Tom Cruise has been replaced by Susie Porter. We doubt there will be any objections to the substitution.
For those not in the know, “The Monkey’s Mask” is about a private eye (Susie Porter) who gets mixed up in the case of a missing poet and ends up falling for the poet’s professor (Kelly McGillis) despite the fact that she’s married to a man. Is this the best movie in the world? No, but there’s a lot of good poetry in it, and they make it seem like poets sit around reciting violent erotic verse before fucking and murdering each other, so that’s cool. Oh, and there’s a ton of sex in this, and Susie Porter walks around with no bottoms on, and there’s an intense mutual masturbation scene, and, in case you’ve already forgotten, Kelly McGillis has lesbian sex. Given all that, you should probably definitely watch this film.
· “The Monkey’s Mask” (imdb.com)
