What is Jules Jordan trying to say here? We ask because it seems like they’re implying that you can be overburdened by butt sex, and we’ve never felt that before. Never have we said, “That’s enough gaping jizz-filled assholes for one day!” but perhaps we haven’t allowed ourselves to freely gorge on such visions. Can one reach a limit of anal enjoyment? There’s only one way to find out.
Maybe we have this anal thing all wrong and it’s possible to hit a wall. Perhaps after watching all six hours of “Anal Overload” in one sitting, we’ll get all bloated and need to pop a few Tums. We don’t have the movie yet, just the pictures, so consider this the amuse bouche before you get to enjoy the bargain of bottomless bottoms.
There are many things to love about Chayse Evans; at first glance, we are charmed by the asymmetry of her tattoos (one on her shoulder and another on the opposite oblique) and the way they frame her big natural boobs. Slowly but surely, we fall for the way she holds Steve Holmes’s cock in her cheek, or at least tries to do so, and the shape of her ass, which looks like a soft yet well-sculpted pedestal upon which Steve selfishly and arrogantly places his penis. Above all, we’re in love with the joy shared by these two as Steve fills her holes with his wang and fingers at the same time. He’s trying to get three fingers to play with her G-spot, not realizing that he’s already touched her heart. So far, we don’t see how this could overload anybody.
Perhaps the POV action will fill you up. It’s one thing to sit back and watch as a skilled swordsman penetrates the bouncy cheeks of some dame, but it’s quite another thing to have that dame stare you down as you dive into her derriere, and “Anal Overload” is packing two such scenes. One of them stars Jennifer White, one of the most seductive and smoldering temptresses to ever enter the adult industry, and the way she bites her lips as the stunt cock goes balls-deep in her ass is enough to make us burst. Recently, we’ve been worried that Jennifer isn’t doing porn anymore, but this film as well as “The Stripper” (which we looked at yesterday) give us the hope that Jennifer has much more anal love to give before she leaves us.
The other POV scene stars Jynx Maze, who is every bit as sexy and toothsome as Jennifer, but perhaps a little goofier in execution. Look at her grazing her teeth against the girthy stunt cock and you can tell that she’s suppressing a giggle or two. Does that mean she doesn’t take this seriously? Not at all! It takes powerful concentration and equally powerful thighs to slam her anus down on that dong in crabwalk-style cowgirl, and our Jynx has both of those. She also has a jet of jizz stretching from forehead to chin, and last we checked, you don’t, so bow to your sensei the next time you see her.
Given that we’ve only discussed three of the ten scenes in “Anal Overload,” we can see how you could get fatigued from so much fanny smashing, but it’s definitely a good fatigue. It’s like going to Sizzler: you know you’re going to get full on fried shrimp and then you’re going to hate yourself but you’ll do it again the following month for your grandmother’s birthday.
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