At first glance, we say she’s showing at least three quarters of each breast, but if we’re going to be precise about it–which we’re obviously doing because precision is everything–then she’s really showing slightly less than that. Let’s say we’re looking at five eighths of each titty. If you want to be a real stickler, say seven twelfths. The point is: hella cleavage.
Again, if you want to be specific, we can’t call it all cleavage, even though cleavage technically refers to what we’re looking at. So let’s go with “non-nipple breast matter” instead of cleavage; again, we’re looking at seven twelfths–or fuck it, try seventeen twenty-thirds–of non-nipple breast matter on Sofia Vergara as she rang in the new year. 2013 is going to be the year of saying what we mean!
· Via Boobie Blog (boobieblog.com)
