Forgive us for just assuming that the “Prom Night” we just got in the mail was a parody of the bloody, stabby affair we watched over our babysitter’s shoulder. But this one offers fucking without repercussions.
Three out of five scenes in this movie involve women finding out their prom date has somehow stood them up so they end up fucking whoever is already there. Lola Foxx fucks Anthony Rosano for revenge, the delicious Chichi Medina fucks Mick Blue despite the latter’s disapproval of her fiery dress, Brooke Fox bangs Dane Cross, Abby Cross (no relation) fucks Mark Wood in the absence of her date (“I didn’t really want to go to the prom anyway,” she admits), and Avril Hall (pictured above) fucks a wailing, underconfident Tommy Pistol even though he can’t dance.
All of these scenes happen in broad daylight, and no one gets to the prom. There are, of course, precedents for none of the words in the title having anything to do with what happens in the film. I seem to recall the “Scooby Doo” porn parody having no dog in it.
But each of these scenes features some fine ham acting (kudos to Pistol, Rosano, and Lola Foxx, and to Avril Hall for being a great straight man) and women pretending to be 18 fucking guys who are at least 30, every goddamn one of them.
The girls in my high school who were fucking 30-year-old guys didn’t make it to the prom, either, much less graduate.
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