The punctuation is so important in a phrase like the above. We don’t want to say that Christy Mack’s a fuck-face (the fact that we actually really would like to fuck her face is neither here nor there). What we mean to say is that it would be totally cool with us if someone or something were anal-bangin’ Christy at all hours so she could have this face on all the time. We don’t even need to see what’s going on below. Someone could rig up some perpetual anal slam-machine that goes inside an oversized skirt or hammer pants and Christy could wear it wherever she goes and we could watch her lovely countenance all day long. Ah, we can dream, can’t we?
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