Wine, a fur hat, fake fire, and no panties: these might not seem like the most Christmasy things right now, but when people all over the world start following Rihanna's lead and sending holiday cards with their bare asses getting down with Bordeaux, we'll have a whole new set of traditions. We suggest you hop on this bandwagon before your friends do.
These pictures were taken by Rihanna's good friend Melissa Forde. She captioned one of these photos, "Who needs fashion when there's pu$$y." Again, that might sound vulgar today, but wait a few years and you'll hear carolers sing, "Up on the rooftop, click, click, click, pop that pu$$y and keep it sick!"