Name This Sex Act: Sucking While Smooching

Hey, what do you call it when you're making out with someone who is simultaneously receiving oral sex from another person? There's no punchline here, we're actually trying to figure out a term for this trio and it's driving us crazy. Please, sit down with us and we'll figure this out together!

This question actually comes to us courtesy of the Tip of My Penis section of Reddit. The original query is written:

Is there a keyword or terminology that specifically refers to the act of making out with someone while simultaneously receiving oral sex from someone else? More importantly, does anyone know a video with a good example of this?

We thought we'd try and help figure this one out, but we're pretty stumped! The world is full of unnamed sexual arrangements--some of which are probably best left unnamed--and so we must come together and figure out a solid, catchy, and accurate term that describes this specific act. We don't care if it's a single word or an elegant phrase, it just needs to get the job done.

Our first thought is that since it's essentially spitroasting with lips instead of dicks, we could call this "liproasting." Not feeling it? What if we keep the lips and ditch the roast? How does "lipsplitting" feel? Here are some other terms that came to us in dreams:

· Making Out and Down
· Kissucking
· The Oral Sampler Pack
· Liptrippin'
· Kiss and Make It (Way) Better
· Lip Service
· Swakking (as in Sealed with a Kiss)

And here's a question that will surely complicate matters: does it make a difference if the person being sandwiched between lips has a penis or vagina?

While you ponder the possibilities for this exciting new term, here's an inspirational piece of "Couples Seduce Teens 23" that depicts the act in question. Even if the right words don't jump out at you, this video will show you exactly how important it is that we name this threesome feature.

If you have any ideas for what to call this position--or if you think any of our suggestions work and you want to praise us--please let us know in the comments and make your voice heard on Reddit. This is for the good of all porn lovers everywhere!

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