Ladies! Now’s Your Chance To Bang James Deen!
One of the most common questions we get when we discuss our work with fine young ladies: “How can I bang James Deen?” (We’re not kidding. We’ve been asked this many times. And we’re not the only ones.)
Usually, we just smile and tell the girls they should find an agent and start working in porn–but at long last, we have a much more satisfying answer.
During his Reddit IAmA, James made mention of a potential plan to start a site where he bangs ladies who don’t make porn for a living–i.e. the legion of fans who are just dying to have their way with him. Well, that plan has apparently gone from potential to actual: today, James announced the impending launch of JamesDeen.com, which–in addition to scenes of him with pornstars–will feature James introducing amateur girls to the world of sex on film. Ladies: you could be one of those amateur girls!
Now, obviously this’ll still require getting filmed having sex, and having that filmed sex broadcast to the world at large…but if you ask us, that’s a small price to pay for sex with, well, James Deen.