Life, Like A Firm Dildo From Heaven, Comes With “No Warning 7”

Wrath! Wrath from the hands and toes! Wrath muffled by wet panties wadded up and stuffed in the mouth! Ass gravity and gushing come raining down on the faces of the innocent! You've probably read about all this in cuneiform, but now it's back, for Belladonna has unleashed "No Warning 7" upon the world.

How will we survive the coming days? For one thing, you should avoid Dana DeArmond.

That woman is notorious for tearing teens apart, so it's no surprise that she owns Lia Lor in her scene, but we never would've thought she had the creativity and endurance to dominate Katie St. Ives at the same time! For our mistake, we're sure to earn a swift spanking from Dana (we hope), but our punishment will be nowhere near as epic as the moves she puts on Lia and Katie. She makes them sit back to back and gags them with one length of pantyhose, she rubs her ass on their heads, pinches their nipples until they squeal, and then makes them orgasm all over the cold concrete. Brutal doesn't even begin to describe it.

Similar pleasures come to Ashli Orion and Lyla Storm at the hands of Lea Lexis. Lea rides them both at the same time--literally rides them like horses--and makes them lick all of the neglected corners of each other's face until they shine with spit. The picture at the top of this page says it all: Lea firmly pulls Ashli's hair while Ashli rams a fat dildo in Lyla's tight pussy, and the whole set-up is so architecturally pleasing that it looks like Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima.

Most of the time, we wish we were pornstars, but "No Warning 7" makes us thankful that we aren't. It looks like a lot of fun, but we would wither and wilt where these girls press on.

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