2013 Is The Year Mishka Sends Pornstars To Alternate Dimensions

Hot pornstars and professional models hanging around in no clothing? Check. Shot by Ellen Stagg? Check. Pictures set in fantastical worlds imagined by a variety of up and coming artists? Check Republic. We can't think of anything that could possibly make Mishka's 2013 calendar any better. Oh, what if it came with comics? It already does!

We throw a lot of calendars at you in the hopes that you'll treat yourself to a year's worth of naked babes staring at you, but we realize that not everybody likes to have fap material nailed up on their bedroom wall where anyone can see it. Whatevs, that's cool (cowards). However, there's no reason to be embarrassed by the 2013 Mishka calendar, because while it does contain ladies like Stoya, Lauren WK, and Shay Laren pointing their titties at you, the artwork is so undeniably surreal that anyone immature enough to scoff at your open appreciation of nudity will be shocked into submission. After all, what's a boob compared to slimy tentacles slipping through a portal? We feel nasty just writing those words down.

Besides, someday you're going to have to admit to everyone (including yourself) that you like looking at naughty things and that your year would be so much more fulfilling if every day greeted you with a beautiful woman and a horrible lobster claw skull face.

Also, if you're in Los Angeles, you should check out the official release party happening November 2nd. The details are in the flyer below!

· Buy it here and see the photos in all their uncensored glory: ????? (mishkanyc.com)