Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Fucked

Shower sex. We love it. You love it. And you know you love to watch it. Boinking in the bath eliminates the need for the before-sex “so fresh and so clean-clean” shower and the after-sex “I gotta get all this cum outta offa me so I’m not finding it in my belly button hours later” shower. Plus there’s that nice hot relaxing steam and orgasmic high-powered nozzles and all the jokes to be made about being “dirty” and the “water pressure”. Because we choose places to Do It based on how many obnoxious jokes we can make. But you knew that.

In conclusion, if it’s good enough for Prince, it’s good enough for us.

· Dirty Boy Needs Cleaned (pornhub)

 

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