Now, we are not fashion geniuses at Fleshbot (if you could do your job in Star Wars boxers and t-shirts that say “Sex Geek”, you would too). But we do troll fashion magazines for naked girls. And we are noticing a trend. In this trend, a lovely woman is topless except for a disembodied male hand or arm covering her modesty. Lana Del Rey totally did it recently. And you know you’re thinking about Janet circa ’93. And here we see Bambi rockin’ the same look.
Guys, guys. These girls wanna let it all hang out. You can take your patriarchal oppression and cover up your own boobs. It just doesn’t seem fair for one man to enjoy the touch of a model’s nipples while the rest of us have to use our imaginations. You’re not offering support – you’re being selfish, dudes. Step aside!
· Via Fashion Gone Rogue (fashiongonerogue.com)