There’s Gold On Them Thar Boobs!

Sometimes a nude fashion spread just makes us giggle. Like this one of Vaneza Palaez covered in gold dust. Then as we’re giggling we realize Vaneza Palaez looks really really hot covered in silly gold sparkly stuff. And we start thinking about how she probably needs an assistant to rub glitter on her or instruct her in the best ways to writhe about in a pile of sticky glitter to get it just right and about we are soooo overqualified for that position. And then we think about how not all that glitters is gold; sometimes a glittery thing is a naked lady!

And we realize in all seriousness this is probably our favorite outfit ever and we want an entire wardrobe of only gold shininess. It’s gonna be blinding, it’s gonna be disco, it’s gonna be illegal in most states but do we give a damn? Fuck no. Thanks for emboldening us, Vaneza! We’re fools for you!

· Via Your Daily Girl (your-daily-girl.com)

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