Rumor has it that Mandy Moore was trying to get certified in conflict resolution training but she was tossed out of the class for having confrontational nipples. Mandy herself was a doll–she even brought banana nut muffins for the group–but her nips wouldn’t cooperate with class activities, they couldn’t do the trust fall, and then they threw a chair against the wall. Those nipples are wild.
Now, if Mandy wanted to take judo, we bet her nipples would be at the top of the class. Then again, perhaps the gi wouldn’t fit over her big boobs; she does have a lovely pair, doesn’t she?