Sometimes we wish that Noot Seear had grown up to be a professional soccer player so whenever she scored a goal, we could blast confetti in the air and yell, “Noooooooooot!” In this reality, she’s a model–and a damn attractive one, too–and if we are to show appreciation for her, it is by sharing pictures of her and not screaming.
You know how it is. We share our office space with a few other people, and nobody is going to share their birthday cupcakes with us if we spend all of Monday afternoon shouting appreciatively at the computer. That’s just a bad look, and frankly, it’s not nice to Noot. She sweetly allowed Mark Squires to photograph her in intimate poses around the house, and we shouldn’t get in the way of that. Also, will someone tell us: what is it about a nice patch of pubic hair that makes us feel comforted?