We’re Taking Miranda Kerr Home To Mom

We’ve finally figured it out. Terry Richardson is the Woody Allen of photography. He’s got a signature style (read: one trick pony) and despite not being particularly attractive himself, manages to inspire the world’s most gorgeous and talented women to stare into his camera in their very littlest attire with their very, very best “I love you let’s fuck” face (read: contract with the devil). (We’re positive this is the same contract with the devil Robert Johnson made to play guitar so fucking good.)

On a related topic, even in her skivvies, Miranda just looks so fresh and sweet you just wanna pack her up with some still-warm cookies in a picnic basket and take her home for Thanksgiving dinner.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)