So apparently burlesque dancer Katrina Darling is the second cousin twice removed of Kate Middleton, which doesn’t really impress us as much as her sleek little bod and the way she rocks the Betty Paige bangs (not an easy task, as a quick search of many lame imitators will confirm). Aren’t all British people related anyway as a result of royal intermarrying and Empire-creating and blurry pub hook-ups?
It’s no secret that we love burlesque, and if Miz Darling ever wants to come to the states and do English-themed routines to Spice Girls and Kinks songs, that’d be just fine by us. Or if she just wants to come over in nothing but heels, we’ll make her a nice cuppa and snog while watching Dr. Who on Netflix.
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