Michelle Rodriguez, we value you, and we wish we had given you a bouquet of roses. However, you already have roses, and you already have nipples, and you’re wearing a translucent shirt, and we simply do not know what we can do for you now. How about a foot massage?
We feel way less sleazy when we comment on a bit of accidental celebrity nudity when said celebrity is clutching flowers. Can this please happen more often? Just imagine how beautiful the world would be if every time a celebrity flashed her panties, she received a bunch of peonies. We would feel better, they would be showered with beauty, and the paparazzi community would finally team up with the florists.
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)