Diana Torres just wants to know what it’s like to be with a good man. Well, honey, how is it? From where we’re sitting, it looks pretty much the way it’s like to be with a very very bad man, except he insists that you kiss him. Aww.Apparently the man in the sexy cage thing is bad, because she doesn’t want him to touch her like the good man in the office porno fantasy. Looks like she’s getting off on both, so what’s the diff?
The funny thing about softcore porn, is that you watch it on late night Skinemax when you’re a virgin (we read an article about this somewhere, mind you, no idea what that would actually be like), and you think; “That’s what sex is gonna be like!” But in reality, what the actors are doing is dry humping, which is the kind of sex we were already actually having (ok, ok, those virgins were us, and we loved dry humping!).
· “Femme Fatales (cinemax.com)
