We never tire of looking at Miranda Kerr. We saw her completely naked from head to toe in black and white (and we think she had some oil on her) last week, and we’re already hungry for more. The curves going from butt to back look so tasty that we want to build a racetrack modeled after her silhouette.
And then we’ll make love to the pavement. Why not? If we’re rich enough to lay down the cash on a new racetrack, we’re rich enough to pay people to look away as we lick every inch of it.