Pink (or is it spelled P!nk?) has been making music for decades, and she’s just as cute now as she was when she started. What is her secret to youth and vitality? Is it her rock and roll lifestyle, being married to a motocross racer, years of hair dye soaking into her skin? And hey, speaking of dye, do you think she tints her nipples pink?
Hypothetically, how would you feel if you were about to have sex with Pink, she took off her top, and you saw that her nipples were brown? There’s nothing bad about brown nipples, but come on, the lady’s name is a color–a traditional nipple color. Obviously, you would just have sex with her anyway because she’s Pink and probably crazy in bed, but deep in the bowels of your brain, you’d know that something was off.
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)