Whenever we see a movie about “New Yorkers” hooking up with each other in an endless chain of awkward romantics and gentle, methodical lust, it makes us feel as if we have a chance of joining the conga line. We know these people are big movie stars and they probably don’t frequent the same after work bars as tired porn bloggers, but we don’t care!
Who knows? The next person we (or you) hook up with could have slept with a person who slept with a person who recently had a threesome with Vahina Giocante. That’s not exactly the best way to get to know Vahina, but maybe we can track her down under the guise of wanting to be real about shared sexual histories and the presence of STDs, or perhaps we’ll have some other responsible-sounding adult conversation. We’re just saying that Vahina seems like a nice lady to have a half-clothed talk with.
· “30 Beats” (imdb.com)