No, we’re not talking about polishing our twenty-two inch rims, we’re talking about… You know, forget it. Here’s Miley Cyrus looking slightly uncomfortable in a dark bathtub. She’s beautiful, and we love the intense amount of side- and underboob going on, but her body position reminds us of senior portrait day. (That’s not a bad thing though. We looked so fly for senior portrait day. Good memories.)
We’re not sure what Vijat Mohindra was going for here, but we’re not bothered by it. He’s followed Miley around on tour before, so they probably have a solid working relationship; Miley trusts him, he trusts Miley, and we trust that the gods have put this flesh-rich photo of Miley in front of our eyeballs for a good reason.