We’ve seen similar looking spreads of the beautiful and busty Hristina Ruseva in French and German issues of FHM, and we think it’s about time America hops on board the huge boob bandwagon. We love that bandwagon, and so does everyone else, and at this point, it’s embarrassing that the only thing separating the United States from the rest of the world is our comfort level with nipples.
Or maybe there are other reasons that Hristina hasn’t hit our shores yet. Like, maybe she’s on the CIA’s most wanted list, and it’s against our policies to print sexy pictures of wanted women. Or perhaps no one in America can pronounce “Hristina” properly and she’s like Rumpelstiltskin. We’ll figure this one out somehow.