Recent sociological studies have shown that when females go on holiday, they become lesbians. Crazy, but true. If they were already gay, then they become boob-obsessed sex-crazed party dykes. Bikinis, sun, sand, pools, drugs, communal showers; it’s enough to make a lesbian out of anyone!
Of course, boobs are the thing that homo-fy babes on vacation! (exclamation mark required, it’s right there in the title). Boobs have a magnetic effect on all humans. A great rack will make us do things we never thought we’d do. This has also been scientifically proven. If you’ve got short hair, then you were pretty much a goner from the beginning.
· “Vacation!” (imdb.com)
