We always considered it probably a good thing that we weren’t blessed with the amplest of chests… Because how could we not be bouncing them around, squishing and squeezing them together, and giving them kisses all day long? We’re sure we couldn’t resist, and that might be distracting for fellow citizens of the world. Although, what’s up, citizens? Who doesn’t want to see all the big-busted chicks out there enjoying a little self-fondling? Be cool, jeeze.