Take a look at Amy Ried’s naturally gigantic 34DD boobs! Actually, don’t worry about looking at them now, because we’re about to throw a bunch of scenes at you in which these knockers take center stage. Yes, this German-born, Cali-raised army brat deserves all your attention today, for she has mesmerized many a masturbator and left them all addicted. (We’re bad influences on you, we hope you’re cool with that.)
1. Natural: We have a lot of trouble keeping all the pornstars straight in our brain, so we like to assign one-word descriptions to each of them. “Natural” is definitely a good term for Amy–”natch” is also acceptable–because not only does it describe her famous boobs, it also describes her attitude towards hardcore fucking. Look at her getting savagely spooned by James Deen on the couch like it’s the most average thing in the world. We’re not saying she’s lazy or unenthusiastic about it; we’re just pointing out that Amy doesn’t feel the need to go over the top with moaning when she’s clearly busy shutting the world off so she can appreciate every inch of cock that slips inside her. Really though, we’re all here for the tits, and as Gram Ponante so eloquently put it, “when her breasts are set free and sway this way and that according to James Deen’s pumping, Amy Ried is telling us that she could be ordering a pizza online and we’d still watch, hypnotized.”
2. Breakin’ Em In 9: Vince Vouyer (of Vouyer Media) gets his pick of the posse in this movie, and naturally (there’s that word again!) he picks Amy to be his accomplice in anal. When they first start getting into some backdoor action, Amy is passive and allows Vince to do all the work, slowly fitting his fat dick up her ass until they both reach a certain level of comfort we like to call “colon intimacy.” Yes, Amy prepped her hole with a few fingers, but it simply doesn’t compare to a cock. The tone of the scene changes after Vince pounds her pussy for a bit: this seems to give Amy the voracious come-hunger she needs to take Vince balls-deep in her ass and ride him until he breaks. As if you needed another reason to love this scene, it finishes with a hot anal creampie. And did we mention that Amy won Best Anal Scene at the 2007 AVN awards for this?
3. Filthy: But wait, isn’t Mark Ashley’s dick too girthsome for titfucking? That’s what we thought, but then Amy showed up and did it anyway because she’s a mythical beast. Although the clip above only contains titfucking and cock sucking (and a bit of jerking with that mesh fingerless glove, which always takes us back to the ’80s) we believe that the real chewy, nougaty center of this scene is when Amy rides reverse cowgirl. Say what you will–some people say that position is too porny and prevents intimacy between the performers–but we say you haven’t lived until you’ve seen all of Amy’s body working at once. It’s like a visual banana split sundae!
4. 30 Rock: A XXX Parody: This movie was nominated for a ton of AVN and XBIZ awards in 2010–thirteen in total–but it only won AVN’s Best Couples Sex Scene, and that’s only because of Amy and Ralph Long’s awesome chemistry. Not to diss Ralph, but it’s Amy energy that carries the scene. She gleefully impales herself on his dong and licks her juices clean off it every time they change positions; when he gets a burst of energy and uses it to bang her in doggy style, she starts fingering her asshole and taunting him to fuck her harder. We suppose we can credit Ralph for Amy’s energy since the whole scene is a fantasy in his brain, but if we were fantasizing about Amy Ried, we’d go way crazier. Like, there’d be anal sex, and she’d suddenly grow bat wings, and then we’d piledrive her in midair. Uh, anyway…
5. Car Wash Girls 2: Jada Stevens and Kelly Divine are the real stars of this film, but Amy’s scene with Manuel Ferrara has a special place in our hearts. She looks great when she gets soapy, her ability to take Manuel’s massive member is awe-inspiring, but the best part is when Manuel tires of Amy’s reverse cowgirl, takes her leverage away from her, says “My turn,” and starts pumping his thighs to fuck her from below. The scene goes from sleepy to spunky in barely a few quick thrusts!
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[At top: picture via Twistys (girls.twistys.net)]