Sometimes we feel like God favors the paparazzi. How else could they always manage to be in the right place when things like this happen? Sure, there are probably millions of skinful moments that no camera captures, but as long as one lens lingers by the ocean and sees Christina Milian readjusting her bikini top, we consider the paparazzi blessed. More importantly, we feel blessed.
And furthermore, that same camera was given the gift of Milian’s marvelous butt crack. We would like to build a shrine to this camera so that future generations of shutter-happy men and women can visit and rub their focusing-fingers against its black plastic. It’s not as fun as rubbing your fingers against Christina Milian’s erect nipples or bouncy backside, but those things are better left unshrined.
· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)