You may not know this, but Alice Cooper’s favorite kind of music is easy listening. Trust us on this one, we never forget obscure rock trivia. And if it’s good enough for the original King of Shock Rock, we figure it’s worth looking into. As soon as we put our thinking caps on, we realized it’s because easy listening is excellent for greasing the gears of ladylove. Alice, you old cad, we knew you were on to something!
While we’re on the subject, slender girls with big tits get a bad rap when it comes to lesbian sex. We love gender-non-conforming fucking as much as the next guy (probably more, actually). But, where is it written that conventionally pretty girls don’t know how to bang and lick the bejesus out of one another? These ladies get so into it they don’t even notice when the easy listening becomes obnoxious commercials; they just keep right on makin’ sweet babelove. Alice would be proud, ladies.
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